Mr. Smarty Pants was quite suspicious of these so called "reality" programs which have proliferated over the years. But nonetheless there are two that i watch regularly. Yes. I admit it. Deal with it.
One is Survivor. The other is The Amazing Race. For the most part i'm not concerned with who wins in these particular shows. I must admit that i also watch The Apprentice as well...but i dislike everyone on that program. Everyone on that program is a bullshit artist willing to sell themselves and their loved ones into prostitution in order to work for The Donald. A million bucks and an internship would not be enough money. Indirectly...i worked for The Donald in one of his facilities while i was going to college. I was a porter. Cleaned toilets and stuff. Emptied used tampon receptacles for minimum wage. But...i worked for...The Donald.
Wish i could be in serious debt and be wealthy all at once. So far i've mastered the former skill....the latter has been thusfar.....a real bitch.
Ok...i was sidetracked. What the hell was Mr. Smarty Pants talking about to begin with..??
Oh yeah....The Amazing Race. The social interactions and motivations are...fascinating. Rob and Amber got written up in the New York Times recently as basically the couple America loves to hate.
Yay for them. Soon they shall reach their pinnacle in life. Even Gandhi would be proud. Did you know CBS plans to televise their marriage for some undisclosed sum..???
Who says it doesn't pay to be a jerkoff...? It makes up about 98% of capitalism.
America has two new heroes.
Personally Gretchen and Meredith have captured my heart. Here is a 66 year old woman who scaled an ancient wall and rapelled down using rope ladders and rope beating Rob and Amber at their task. I'm thinking one of the two oldies might stroke out in any one competition...but no. They hang in. God bless 'em. Though i must admit...a stroke would definitely spark ratings. Hey...Mr. Smarty Pants is not cruel...just realistic. Maybe even a bit in your face.
If it makes you feel any better....maybe Rob or Amber will be the ones stroking out. But that's not the case. The Race has already happened. A winner is at hand and no one has died. Ok.
But there is that wedding ya know.....
Payback's a bitch.
PS...hey everyone....War's on....who wants a full plate..??




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Я извиняюсь, что немного не в тему, а что такое RSS? и ка на него подписаться?
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Как всегда на высоте!
Posted by: hroniki | December 27, 2011 at 03:42 AM