Mr. Smarty Pants has been battling bronchitis for what will be seven days tomorrow. And unfortunately Dr. Pookie got it from me and coincidentally our new puppy is battling her own lung infection. So the entire household has been laid up coughing, sneezing and weezing all over the place. Only our old cat Chairman Meow; has escaped unscathed. As a result we have him doing errands like going to the dry cleaners and the market for us.
Mr. Smarty Pants dis-ease has prevented him from updating his posts over the last week. But rest assured.....i've been watching everything that's been going on. Yes i keep one eye watching over my well being while the other eye takes care of the tasks at hand; but i also have an eye watching over local and world events very carefully. Yes i have three eyes and though the third one is not apparent it is in fact fully functional. Mr. Smarty Pants won't reveal this eye's location but suffice it to say that in order for me to use this third eye effectively i must not wear any pants and have a prescription monacle placed at a precise location in my butt crack while i'm bent over a small footrest.
Did i mention that Nyquil is actually rather pleasant..??
Clinton/Lewinsky=Bush/Katrina
Both involved massive blow jobs that haunted presidents and their administrations. One resulted in a stain on a black dress and the other resulted in a stain on the national conscience. A very badly stained national conscience.
Bush knew what Katrina would do.
He denied anticipating the devastation wrought by the storm a few days after it hit the gulf coast but a recently leaked video shows that Bush was warned in advance of the potential for devastation caused by Katrina. The video even made Mr. Smarty Pants feel a tiny bit of sympathy for "embattled" Michael Brown who was hung out to dry by the administration.
But this isn't really a surprise to anyone right..? You can even tell from the generally apathetic public reaction to the news that the American public just doesn't want to deal with this bit of news at this particular time. I mean really...he bullshits so much that most of us have lost track already. But what makes it worse is that we really don't seem to give a shit anymore. We're just along for the ride when it comes to the bush administration.
The bush adminstration speaks to us the way some older "junkie" acquaintance would with promises of self betterment all the while asking us to loan him a couple of bucks in order to persue this "dream". And we...heh....we just give him the money.
Suckahs....
U.S. and India sign nuclear power pact.
Umm....yay..?
Ok. Mr. Smarty Pants will return to his bronchitis. Nasty little bug it is too. I've coughed up these nasty bright green buggers with the consistency of pasta al dente that can eat through concrete and absorb light.
Wild shit.
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